Tuesday, March 29, 2005
how's about a book review instead? sweet.
ok, so i did just finish reading Dan Brown's Digital Fortress book!! it was very entertaining and fun to read. much much better than the horrible last juror grisham book i read prior to this book that i just read!@# digital fortress has some pretty good characters in it and the plot moves along really quicklike and doesn't give away where it is going, which is something that i long for in all forms of entertainment. there is nothing worse than predictable. so anyway this book makes you think you know what's going down and whatever but then you find out that the answer was an author fooling-you trick!@#$ and then i was like :D yay!
the only negative was towards the end, i felt like i was thinking ahead of the people in the book. like, i knew what they were missing and was getting frustrated at how STOOPID these people were!@# espcecially considering that they are supposed to be some of the absolute brightest people on the planet or whatever!@# they are trying to break this code to save the world (sort of) and they of course have a sweet clue! their clue was (this could be considered spoiler material perhaps so if'n you wanna read the bookentine, then maybe don't read this but it's not like i totally give away a ton or whatever) "the prime difference between the elements responsible for hiroshima and nagasaki"!@# a tip is those are two japanese cities that were all blowed up in WWII by atomic bombs!!@#
so, anyway, these brilliant codebreakers are like DAHHH WAD R B DIFRUNCE BEETWEAN WAD?? I R NETT NO!!! MEBBEE CK OUT DIFRUNCE IN CASHULTEES UR SUMTHENNG? :B :B and on and on thinking all this STUPID stuff about what the clue could mean and i'm sitting there reading this thinking, um, people? elements = like the periodic table or whatever? hydrogen words, atom words. prime difference = some sort of numerical difference between elements or something GOD DAMMIT JUST FIGURE OUT THE ELEMENTS AND SUBTRACT SOME NUMBERS OR SOMETHING!$%@#$#$%^@#%^ *smash smash smash* <-- that is me banging my head on the desk or something nearby that was convenient for having irritated headsmashing times.
anyway, they finally figure it out and i was TOTALLY on the right track and they were all moronic dumbjims!@#$ but, other than that the book was sweet. also there was a guy in there nicknamed jabba! cuz he's fat and gross! and people call him that and he doesn't care!@# awesome. :D
the only negative was towards the end, i felt like i was thinking ahead of the people in the book. like, i knew what they were missing and was getting frustrated at how STOOPID these people were!@# espcecially considering that they are supposed to be some of the absolute brightest people on the planet or whatever!@# they are trying to break this code to save the world (sort of) and they of course have a sweet clue! their clue was (this could be considered spoiler material perhaps so if'n you wanna read the bookentine, then maybe don't read this but it's not like i totally give away a ton or whatever) "the prime difference between the elements responsible for hiroshima and nagasaki"!@# a tip is those are two japanese cities that were all blowed up in WWII by atomic bombs!!@#
so, anyway, these brilliant codebreakers are like DAHHH WAD R B DIFRUNCE BEETWEAN WAD?? I R NETT NO!!! MEBBEE CK OUT DIFRUNCE IN CASHULTEES UR SUMTHENNG? :B :B and on and on thinking all this STUPID stuff about what the clue could mean and i'm sitting there reading this thinking, um, people? elements = like the periodic table or whatever? hydrogen words, atom words. prime difference = some sort of numerical difference between elements or something GOD DAMMIT JUST FIGURE OUT THE ELEMENTS AND SUBTRACT SOME NUMBERS OR SOMETHING!$%@#$#$%^@#%^ *smash smash smash* <-- that is me banging my head on the desk or something nearby that was convenient for having irritated headsmashing times.
anyway, they finally figure it out and i was TOTALLY on the right track and they were all moronic dumbjims!@#$ but, other than that the book was sweet. also there was a guy in there nicknamed jabba! cuz he's fat and gross! and people call him that and he doesn't care!@# awesome. :D
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