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yeah, so i'm thinking about starting a garden. no, i've never gardened before. at least, not on my own. my dad always had a huge garden and grew tons and tons of stuff. tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, lettuce, corn, broccoli, cauliflower, canatloupe, strawberries and all sorts of stuff.

turns out my dad's gardenings made me hate tomatoes. well, not tomatoes per se, but any tomato you can buy!@# i've never ever had a tomato at a restaurant or from a grocery store that could hold a candle to the ones that my dad grew!@# it's like nothing else is even really a tomato, they are more like mushy red globs that people CALL tomatoes but I KNOW THAT THEY ARE JUST TRYING TO PULL THE TOMATOWOOL OVER MY EYES!@#$@#$ my dad's were so good i could eat them in tomato sandwiches! just bread, mayo, salt'n'peppa (ooh baby BABY) sorry about that, umm, oh yeah and a slice of a big tomato! bam! sandwich goodness!@#

now i can't even take them on a burger or anything because they are all just so horrible!@# so, ANYWAY, making a short story long, i recently watchd SPANGLISH! and in there adam sandler makes this kickass sandwich!@# it's like a modified blt with a fried egg on it and stuff! and it looks so damn good i want to make one for myself, but the only way i'd like it is if i had a homegrown tomato! so, i bought some seed to start a small garden of my own so that i can grow my own tomatoes and make my own spanglish blt sandwich!@# also, most likely my garden will be a gigantic disaster and not only will i not eat a supersweet sandwich, but i will spend tons of time and energy and wreck my back yard!@#$ woot!@# i can't wait!@# *piratejigg*