:umm:: back and as horrible as evar!@# w00t!@#

Monday, June 22, 2009

back and as horrible as evar!@# w00t!@#

i think "w00t" is now passe in internet terms. actually, i think it has been for years! which, in internet times means that it is from, like, the stone ages or something!@# or maybe the iron age, i'm not sure. an age from a long time ago. paleolithic era? okimfinished. i don't really want to talk about w00t or w00ting at all. i don't know why i typed that in my title & it struck me how outdated a term it now is.

I CAN HAS W00T!@# i think an interwoob dinosaur might say that.

ok, so! for my great blog comeback, i'm going to dive right back in to commercials that PISS ME OFF!@# today's hatred gets spewed towards bud light and their whole "drinkability" campaign. seriously? you're going to sell me your crap swillbeer by telling me it's drinkable? DRINKABLE? well good god nothing like going out on a limb!@# might as well just tell me its a liquid! NOW MORE LIQUIDY THAN EVAR!@# WOOT!@# bam, that's bud light's new ad. IT GOES DOWN UR THROAT EASIER THAN A TUBE DOWN A THROAT THAT LOVES TUBES IN IT!@# and by that we mean that it goes down your throat easily because of its drinkableness!@# what kind of beverages are people trying to sell that aren't drinkanble? isn't that a pretty basic beverage requirement? ARE YOU TIRED OF TRYING TO DRINK BEER WITH THE CONSISTENCY OF CONCRETE? OF COURSE YOU ARE! WELL U ARE IN FOR A TREAT, BECAUSE ANHUESER BUSCH HAS DISCOVERED A NEW PROPRIETARY AND PATENTED TECHNOLOGY THAT ALLOWS US TO PRODUCE BEER THAT IS, GET THIS, DRINKABLE! BUD LIGHT, GET YOURS TODAY.

maybe my blog could get sponsored by sam adams or something. >;0

# posted by The Horriblest Blogger @ 2:20 PM