Tuesday, January 12, 2010
Little Caesars and talk of manliness
1st.... PIZZA PIZZA! So, I got a Little Caesar's sausage "hot n ready" pizza last night and an order of the crazy bread. It's not the first time but as I was walking out i thought to myself SELF!@# BLOG ABOUT THE BRILLIANCE OF WHAT JUST HAPPENED! So, now i am. And when i say brilliance of what just happened, i mean that i walked into the place, and literally 60 seconds or so later i'm walking out with a pizza and bread. i have NO idea why it took so long for a pizza place to come up with this idea. just have the most commonly ordered pizzas ready all the time and let people pop in and buy them! WE PUT A MAN ON THE MOON.... but it took decades of time to figure out that people might want pizza ready in a flash? and they are only five bucks! it's astonishing. and wonderful. it's not the greatest pizza on the planet. but it is edible pizza ready right away for five dollars. just fantastic.
2nd... manliness. ok! so i did actually shine my shoes sunday night. and i did NOT wreck them! :0 they look nice! its a shocking turn of events. my brother and i are also working on developing some sort of manly hobbies, you know, besides typing up tons of horrible crap on the internet!@# so far we are playing a game of online chess against each other. :\
day 3 of my 30 days to manliness thing... might be difficult. i'm supposed to find a mentor. which, sounds pretty horrible. i have a few ideas, but, i really don't wanna ask some dude HEY! I SUCK AND YOU DON'T! COULD U TEACH ME SOME NOT SUCKING STUFF!@# TIA!@# i'm thinking maybe i go about it a little more low-key. like, just talk to them casual, maybe do some things with them and pick their brain without them realizing that the brainpicking actually = mentoring! ahhh??? hmm. i wonder if part of the manliness of the task is having the balls to ask someone to be a mentor. :(
also, STILL waiting for my self-esteem handbook. it probably won't ever come because i suck so much ass.
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I can't believe you didn't wreck your shoes! Also, I'm not sure you KNOW anyone manly who could be a good manly mentor!@#
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