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1) pepsi throwback. one of their marketing ploys is "made with real sugar!" i mean. really? is that one of the best attributes you can come up with? real sugar? i'm no fan of high fructose corn syrup, but they come off as trying to sound healthy! please pepsi. just knock it off. your product is crap and you know it.

2) fruit2day. A NEW WAY TO EAT FRUIT!@# :hyper: perhaps you've seen the commercial where the chick tries to eat a peach at her desk but acts like its one of the most difficult feats one could ever hope to pull off. juice runs everywhere and she looks all exasperated, like, man i sure would like to eat fruit but it's just so HARD in it's natural state. you know, this perfectly contained piece of fruit with skin.... HOW DOES MOTHER NATURE EXPECT ME TO GET THIS GOODNESS IN ME!@# oh thank god the fruit2day people have cracked the code!@# put it in a bottle and charge us a million bucks for the privilege of easily drinking my peaches!@# it's about time!@# sigh.